You made me promises, promises.
Day 15 - still stuck on the couch. There is nothing but shit on TV, and I haven't heard a good song in a very long time. I'm so tired of the repetitive, unoriginal, predictable, steaming crap that bands come out with, and the clueless fuckwits that rave about how awesome the bass is or how insightful the lyrics are. "You're amazing just the way you are"; "Take a bullet straight through my brain"; "Do you ever feel like a plastic bag"; "Baby you're a firework"; "Where you came from, where you came from"; "Boom boom boom, even brighter than the moon moon moon". Really? Really? Come on you fucking wankers stop wasting your time taking drugs and write some fucking proper music. FUCK. "I just want to put some flowers right in your vase." HOW AMBIGUOUS! Like my dad always says: must have stayed up all night thinking of those lyrics. It might just be the fairy-floss shit that they play on Channel [V]. But I am not going to pretend to be a muso - I wouldn't even know where to look for up-and-coming artists or underground bands. That's where the talent seems to be, as much as I hate to admit it - because 'underground' has such a stigma attached to it. Only alterno-anti-pop-culture-hipsters who wear their grandparents' old clothes and big scarfs around their necks even in summer and black Doc Martens listen to underground music because they're too alterno-anti-pop-culture to listen to anything unless they are the first person to ever hear it. Well, I see their point. Mainstream is becoming more and more Mainfuckingterrible. Don't get me wrong though, there are some pop songs that are just so catchy you have to love them. I'm not ashamed to admit I rock out quite frequently to Kesha and Miley Cyrus. All I'm saying is, sometimes it would be nice to turn on the radio and hear something different, something that makes you stop what you're doing just to listen. Something you can classify as groundbreaking. A 21st century Bohemian Rhapsody, if you will. And then there's the pretentious fucks who write overly astute lyrics like "Understanding is cruel the monkey said as it launched to space" and "Ignorance is bliss until they take your bliss away" that seem perceptive but are actually absolute nonsense.
Jesus the creativity is never-ending today. "I'm here for your entertainment". Where have I heard that before... "Let me entertain you"? No.. no that's not it.. those are two completely different ideas. "Can you handle" and "Heat it up" and all the variants are very popular too these days. Oh god save me now Short Stack are on. Oz Artist of the Year? Fuck off. Watching their guerilla gig. They cannot play live. Maybe I'm pretentious. Maybe I'm just jealous, because I haven't got a creative bone in my body. Maybe I could be a producer, I believe I atleast have the ability to differentiate self-indulgent tripe from musical genius, and that's much more than can be said for the majority of artists I've heard recently.
Come back John Lennon, Michael Jackson, Frank Sinatra. The music industry needs you.